haruhisuzumiya:

no matter how stupid something is, if it has cute girls i’m in

oh italu i love u 

what??? sobs u ok??

don’t worry about it (⊙‿⊙✿)

yours might become a serial killer under mine

i’m so sorry in advance

gives u my first born for the rest of the weekend and takes urs

my child is ur problem now. 

and yours is mine.

we will be… forever bonded through this.

mikkkelsen:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want :3